a decision my social life regrets letting me make

  • me: what even is tumblr?
  • Tumblr: Cats, bacon, hipsters, fandoms and gay porn
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: okay


David Squared for Fanny who had a bad day. Hope these make you feel better babe!



The Real Endings to Disney Stories (ie: let me ruin your childhood)

  • Sleeping Beauty: The princess ends up sleeping due to prophesy and she ends up being awake to find herself as a mother of two kids. She wasn't kissed in her sleep; she was raped.
  • Ariel: Ariel originally had to kill the prince in order to change back to a mermaid. (Also since he was marrying a princess that she hated as well.) But she couldn't bring herself to do it so she jumps back into the ocean and dies by turning into sea foam.
  • Snow White: In the original brothers Grimm's version of the story, the wicked queen was actually punished by dancing to death while wearing red – hot iron shoes.
  • Cinderella: In the Grimm Brother's version, the step sisters cut off parts of their feet in order to be able to fit into the glass slipper and try to fool the prince. The prince however realizes their trick as two pigeons peck out the step sister's eyes. The step sisters live as blind beggars while Cinderella becomes a princess.
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Quasimodo kills his foster father Esmerleda is hanged. Quasimodo then lies with her rotting corpse till he dies of starvation.
  • Add any you know!


captaintiny:

But you know what really bugs me is on the wii fit when you have your selected trainer and you do all the shit with them

AND THEN ONE DAY THE OTHER TRAINER JUST TURNS UP ON YOUR SCREEN LIKE “YOUR TRAINER COULDN’T MAKE IT TODAY SO I’M FILLING IN HOPE YOU DON’T MIND”

YOU’RE FUCKING ANIMATED PEOPLE HOW CAN YOU “NOT MAKE IT TODAY” HOW IS THAT EVEN A THING



m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e — “I think I just found my new favorite blog. Instant follow :)”

Oh my God, that’s so sweet. Thank you!



Anonymous — “Do you have a link for a Classic Doctor? Sorry if you have been asked this before---I'm really not trying to sound rude, I just was curious in comparison to Nine, Ten, and Eleven how any of the Classic ones matched up. I'd have to pick Nine for myself though (:”

Not rude at all! I love sharing Doctor Who with people because I am a very sad person. You can find them here. But I warn you, it will take time and it will hurt. 

And the link for Eight’s movie is here but I’d recommend reading the novels as well. Eight is just the most amazing Doctor. To me anyway.

Have fun ruining your existence with this perfection!


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“We had the best of times. The best”

“We had the best of times. The best”



timelordwithawand — “Reblog if you consider Ten\Nine\Eleven your Doctor. EXCUSE ME WHERE'S THE FIRST DOCTOR?! and Two and Three and Four etc? ARE THEY NEVER EXISTED?!”

Actually there’s another poll for them. I clearly stated it that one that it’s for the “Revival” Doctors. The Classic Who got nowhere near as possible because not many people have actually seen them in relations to who many have seen the NuWhos. That’s why I though it would be unfair to group all the Doctors together.

You can go and vote though here

Four’s winning unsurprisingly, but Eight is a close second!

You can pretty much guess that Eight is my absolute favourite.



Anonymous — “I AM ACTUALLY ANGRY AT YOU FOR THAT DONNA THING I WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD DAY AND WAS GOING TO FINISH MY ESSAY BEFORE 3 AM BUT NOW IM NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO BECAUSE MY FEELINGS HAVE MADE ME IMMOBILE. AT LEAST HELP OUT AND CALL ME AN AMBULANCE OR SOMETHING”

I AM SO SORRY PLEASE ACCEPT MY HUGS AND LOVE 

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fauxamber replied to your post: That Donna post is evil! YOU ARE SATAN!

It’s at like 20,000 notes right? It was perfection.

Yeah, round about. I can’t really believe it to be honest. The most notes I ever got on a post was like 18,000 but that was a “Reblog if you consider 10 your Doctor thing”. I was called Satan so many times! In a good way though. And thanks babe, I’m glad you liked it.



Anonymous — “That Donna post is evil! YOU ARE SATAN!”

you don’t understand this is the highest compliment i could have ever hoped to achieve on tumblr

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jawbreakerwallace replied to your chat: me: I prefer David Tennant’s episodes to Matt…

Moffat is far from Sexist. You’re projecting your own personal problems onto a TV show

Actually he is. All of Moffat’s female characters (or most of them) all have their lives centered around a male. River’s entire existence is basically devoted to the Doctor. Clara’s entire existence is devoted to the Doctor. You can argue that River is his wife but the Doctor is her husband and he only mentions her when she appears. Clara there is no argument for. Yes she saves the world by going into his time stream but she says “I was born to save the Doctor” which really irritates me. There are many more examples but you it’s near impossible to refute the second point. Moffat’s writing is lazy.

His stories have gaping inconsistencies and massive plot holes. Through fifty years, Doctor Who told the same story of “Doctor saves every one” in a brilliant way every single installment. Now it’s not as enjoyable. 

Everyone’s entitled to their own opinions but I’m far from the only person who doesn’t enjoy Moffat’s storytelling style.



hereallyneedsyou — “nonononononononono”

feel the pain

the pain is fun 

:):):):):):):)



  • me: I prefer David Tennant's episodes to Matt Smith's ones. They're just not very good.
  • an idiot: How can you say that? You're not a real fan!
  • FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST MATT SMITH I JUST DON'T LIKE SITTING THROUGH MOFFAT'S SEXIST LAZY WRITING AND NOT WATCHING THIS AMAZING SHOW BEING DONE JUSTICE!


I loooooove Katherine more than anyone else in the world



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